Saturday, November 18, 2006

Bathmatwatch: Day 19

The twig is gone!!!

As revealed yesterday, the bath mats are preparing to take over. We must gather intelligence on them and plot their every move. To this end, please send me photos of your bath mat(s), along with their location (country, county, city, full address – whatever you want). I know that at least 47 of you have them (plus two wooden slat ones – they are like the armoured division and very dangerous, especially to toes), so get emailing.

I can then plot their movements on a big map with a long wooden stick. This will be our finest hour.

When taking photos please do not endanger yourself or others, take unnecessary risks or infringe any laws.