Saturday, November 04, 2006

Bathmatwatch: Day 5

A cold and frosty morning. My girlfriend caught me slipping out with my mobile phone, and I think that she is suspicious that I am having an affair. The fear that I am breaking the sanctity of our five-year relationship by having sexual intercourse with another woman must be terrible for her. But I fear that the truth – that I am sneaking out and taking regular photographs of an abandoned bath mat – would hurt her more.