Friday, January 19, 2007

Film 2007

Here are some of the films that we can look forward to seeing this year:

I Know What You Did Last Year At Marienbad
Did Giorgio Albertazzi have an affair with a married woman last year? The writer of a taunting letter seems to think so in this post-modern art-house slasher.

Guess Who’s Coming to My Dinner with Andre
Existential stagey two-hander livens up in the second reel with the introduction of a black man. Yes! A black man!

The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich
John Cusack finds a portal into the head of a man who has sex with Juliette Binoche a lot. He ignores the Russian invasion, and pretty much everything else.

Barefoot in Jurassic Park
Mismatched newlyweds try to make it work, despite having to share their tiny fifth-floor apartment with a velociraptor.

The Empire Strikes Back to the Future
Luke Skywalker goes back in time to save his father from the dark side, but Jar Jar Binks starts falling for him...

Buena Vista Fight Club
The first rule of Buena Vista Fight Club is – you do not change key. The second rule of Buena Vista Fight Club is – you do not change key. Apart from that, it's just like jazz.

To Kill a Mockingbird on a Wire
Gregory Peck defends Mel Gibson on charges of racism. With Goldie Hawn as herself.

Eternal Sunshine of a Beautiful Mind
Russell Crowe tries to forget that he ever had an imaginary friend.

The Dirty Pretty Dozen
Illegal cleaners and minicab drivers are rounded up into a lean, mean fighting machine.

The Sixth Sense and Sensibility
Mr Dashwood wasn’t dead all along.