Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Never Marry...

Never marry an archaeologist – they’re always digging up the past.

Never marry a proof-reader – they’re always looking to find fault.

Never marry an astronaut – they always want more space.

Never marry a boxing promoter – they’re always trying to pick a fight.

Never marry an ascetic – nothing is good enough for them.

Never marry a typesetter – they won’t let you get a word in edgeways.

Never marry a socialite – they won’t have any common interests.

Never marry a cruciverbalist – they always have to have the last word.

Never marry a model – they’ll change before your eyes.

Never marry a tennis player – love means nothing to them.