Friday, June 29, 2007

Things Abandoned on the Pavement Within 100 Yards of My Home That I Have Taken a Photograph of #4

What is it about this particular road? It must be the Spaghetti Junction of ley-lines, as just a few paces from where the bath mat spent its final weeks on earth, then was reincarnated as a snowman, this blue door has appeared. If this isn’t a portal into another dimension then I don’t know what is.

Has it fallen off a passing Tardis?

Is it an elaborate set-up for a “knock knock” joke?

Is it a trap door into a cave?

What is the meaning of the six, not-quite-evenly-spaced holes?

Dare I open The Door That Could Lead to Adventure?