Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Thoughts from My Sickbed

  • This 100 Things to Do Before You Die thing - surely the "before you die" is implicit? Who is going white-water rafting with rigor mortis? A good editor would have pointed out that he could have just called it 100 Things to Do.
  • Why is it OK to run after a small child shouting that you're going to eat them, but if you do the same thing and say that you're going to kill them it's then suddenly not OK and other adults look at you? Surely the eating implicitly involves killing them first, or worse, that they will die whilst you are eating them?